Cow Jumped over the Moon
- The entire affair is a misunderstanding. A cow in a pen being held for transportation on the railroad became agitated because of all of the noise the other cattle were making. It jumped over a fence. It was duly reported that a cow jumped over the Moo'n'. Ever since people have believed that a cow beat the astronauts to glory.
- Why is the moon like a dollar? Because it has four quarters.
- When is a moonbuggy not a moonbuggy? When it turns into an airlock.
- There was a young couple that wanted to spend their first anniversary celebrating on the moon. They went to see a travel agent who asked them the date of their anniversary. He looked in his almanac then he said to the couple, "I am sorry, I cannot book a holiday on the moon for you for that date because on that date the moon is full."
- 1. You know it is so because my cousin told me and he heard it from his brother-in-law's barber.