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*The entire affair is a misunderstanding. A cow in a pen being held for transportation on the railroad became agitated because of all of the noise the other cattle were making. It jumped over a fence. It was duly reported that a cow jumped over the Moo'n'.<ref> You know it is so because my cousin told me and he heard it from his brother-in-law's barber. </ref> Ever since people have believed that a cow beat the astronauts to glory. | *The entire affair is a misunderstanding. A cow in a pen being held for transportation on the railroad became agitated because of all of the noise the other cattle were making. It jumped over a fence. It was duly reported that a cow jumped over the Moo'n'.<ref> You know it is so because my cousin told me and he heard it from his brother-in-law's barber. </ref> Ever since people have believed that a cow beat the astronauts to glory. | ||
| − | *Why is the moon like a dollar? Because it has four quarters. | + | *Why is the moon like a dollar? Because it has four quarters. |
| + | *When is a moonbuggy not a moonbuggy? When it turns into an airlock. | ||
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[[category:Luny Humor]] | [[category:Luny Humor]] | ||
Revision as of 05:41, 20 March 2009
- The entire affair is a misunderstanding. A cow in a pen being held for transportation on the railroad became agitated because of all of the noise the other cattle were making. It jumped over a fence. It was duly reported that a cow jumped over the Moo'n'.[1] Ever since people have believed that a cow beat the astronauts to glory.
- Why is the moon like a dollar? Because it has four quarters.
- When is a moonbuggy not a moonbuggy? When it turns into an airlock.
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