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*The entire affair is a misunderstanding.  A cow in a pen being held for transportation on the railroad became agitated because of all of the noise the other cattle were making.  It jumped over a fence.  It was duly reported that a cow jumped over the Moo'n'.<ref> You know it is so because my cousin told me and he heard it from his brother-in-law's barber. </ref> Ever since people have believed that a cow beat the astronauts to glory.   
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*The entire affair is a misunderstanding.  A cow in a pen being held for transportation on the railroad became agitated because of all of the noise the other cattle were making.  It jumped over a fence.  It was duly reported that a cow jumped over the Moo'n'.<sup>[1]</sup> Ever since people have believed that a cow beat the astronauts to glory.   
 
*Why is the moon like a dollar?  Because it has four quarters.  
 
*Why is the moon like a dollar?  Because it has four quarters.  
 
*When is a moonbuggy not a moonbuggy?  When it turns into an airlock.   
 
*When is a moonbuggy not a moonbuggy?  When it turns into an airlock.   
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::1. You know it is so because my cousin told me and he heard it from his brother-in-law's barber.
  
 
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Revision as of 13:17, 15 February 2010

  • The entire affair is a misunderstanding. A cow in a pen being held for transportation on the railroad became agitated because of all of the noise the other cattle were making. It jumped over a fence. It was duly reported that a cow jumped over the Moo'n'.[1] Ever since people have believed that a cow beat the astronauts to glory.
  • Why is the moon like a dollar? Because it has four quarters.
  • When is a moonbuggy not a moonbuggy? When it turns into an airlock.
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1. You know it is so because my cousin told me and he heard it from his brother-in-law's barber.