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| − | *The entire affair is a misunderstanding. A cow in a pen being held for transportation on the railroad became agitated because of all of the noise the other cattle were making. It jumped over a fence. It was duly reported that a cow jumped over the Moo'n'.< | + | *The entire affair is a misunderstanding. A cow in a pen being held for transportation on the railroad became agitated because of all of the noise the other cattle were making. It jumped over a fence. It was duly reported that a cow jumped over the Moo'n'.<sup>[1]</sup> Ever since people have believed that a cow beat the astronauts to glory. |
*Why is the moon like a dollar? Because it has four quarters. | *Why is the moon like a dollar? Because it has four quarters. | ||
*When is a moonbuggy not a moonbuggy? When it turns into an airlock. | *When is a moonbuggy not a moonbuggy? When it turns into an airlock. | ||
| − | : | + | *There was a young couple that wanted to spend their first anniversary celebrating on the moon. They went to see a travel agent who asked them the date of their anniversary. He looked in his almanac then he said to the couple, "I am sorry, I cannot book a holiday on the moon for you for that date because on that date the moon is full." |
| − | + | == Reference == | |
| + | ::1. You know it is so because my cousin told me and he heard it from his brother-in-law's barber. | ||
[[category:Luny Humor]] | [[category:Luny Humor]] | ||
Latest revision as of 00:13, 17 June 2010
- The entire affair is a misunderstanding. A cow in a pen being held for transportation on the railroad became agitated because of all of the noise the other cattle were making. It jumped over a fence. It was duly reported that a cow jumped over the Moo'n'.[1] Ever since people have believed that a cow beat the astronauts to glory.
- Why is the moon like a dollar? Because it has four quarters.
- When is a moonbuggy not a moonbuggy? When it turns into an airlock.
- There was a young couple that wanted to spend their first anniversary celebrating on the moon. They went to see a travel agent who asked them the date of their anniversary. He looked in his almanac then he said to the couple, "I am sorry, I cannot book a holiday on the moon for you for that date because on that date the moon is full."
Reference
- 1. You know it is so because my cousin told me and he heard it from his brother-in-law's barber.
