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| − | He says to his secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag them around through the grass and mud." Puzzled, the secretary complies. When the man gets home about 9:30 his wife confronts him and asks him where he's been. The man says, "I cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing my secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came right home." The woman looks down at his shoes and says, "You lying bastard, you've been out playing golf again!"
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| | + | Hi all looking ford to getting some good laughs from this forum, witch I all ready have this place crazy but in a good way. |
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| + | See ya :) <SMALL>(unsigned contribution from [[Special:Contributions/209.160.64.75|209.160.64.75]])</SMALL> |
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Revision as of 17:44, 19 February 2007
Hi all looking ford to getting some good laughs from this forum, witch I all ready have this place crazy but in a good way.
See ya :) (unsigned contribution from 209.160.64.75)
